The armed forces won't take him.
No, Uncle Sam doesnt really want YOU: Military now turns down 80% of applicants
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3156055/posts
That’s largely a function of who is applying. Many obese, poorly educated and/or drug using kids. Trust me, they’d have taken all the Romney boys or the Burr kids; it’s just that those kids are too good to serve in uniform. The Modern Romans.