His Schwartz should be given treatment with a rusty egg beater, his pieces doused in muratic acid and his right hand put into a blender for two minutes.
Then his elbows clogged against a piece of 8x8 redwood, so as not to shatter them but, rather soften them, so they dangle loosely.
For extree poiyents his ears would be severed, his nose removed and his teeth knocked out using a wooden mallet.
Then, using a nail gun, shoot both patellas 12 times.
Finally, using an exacto knife, make a V cut on both achilles and finish the job by removing his big toes.
My idea on a whim and only then, afterward, would he be given a fair trial.
That sounds a lot like what Sir Robin was not afraid of.