My late Dad used to say the only thing dumber than a dumb Swede is a smart Norwegian.
My late dad used to say 10,000 Swedes, running thru the weeds, being chased by one Norwegian.
Also, a Swede got a haircut and the barber said that will be $8. Eight dollars? Kinda expensive ain't it? How you figure that price? Barber said I charge $2 per side.