Coming from you, accusations of “unfounded assumptions” ring a bit hollow.
1. Logic is valid.
2. Hidden variables exist. (There is a reality separate from observation)
3. Hidden variables are local
There really is a reality separate from observation, if you believe the Bible, and I do. I am convinced that the hidden variable aspect involves our understanding of time. But the particulars of my conceptualization are of no interest to the mind as seal shut as yours is revealed to be.