[DiogenesLamp]

But Is He Constitutionally Eligible?

Of course. He's older than 35 isn't he? That is the only requirement.

Oh, but wait! Given that the various courts have held that secretaries of State do not have the responsibility to insure compliance with Article II, then he doesn't even have to meet that requirement.

In other words, everyone is eligibile. Mao Tse Tung is eligible. Adolph Hitler is Eligible. It doesn't matter where you're born, or who your parents are, because THERE ARE NO REQUIREMENTS.

In 2016, I'm going to get behind the campaign of Vladimir Putin. He may be a totalitarian oligarch, but the man has balls, so in that regard he would make a better President than this current sap.

[Kenny Bunk]

DL, you have to think a bit more efficiently.

Although Putin does qualify as a Natural Born Citizen under the new rules, must you go quite so far? I can get you Raúl Castro just 90 miles from Miami. The money we save on air fares alone could help pay Karl Rove.

Besides, it could help the GOP attract Hispanic voters. You'll think about it?