The Ram brass will be called homophobic, and be forced to sell the team. Obama will say they acted stupidly. Eric Holder will open a civil rights criminal investigation. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will throw 3 decks of race cards at them. Desmond Tutu will finally go to Hell. Chris Matthews will feel another thrill up his leg. The Hildebeast will ask what difference does his sexuality make. Bill Clinton will want him as an intern, pissing off Monica Lewinsky. Nancy Pelosi will say Sam, Sam, Sam. Harry Reid will offer him some free BLM farm land, formerly owned by Clive Bundy. Elijah Cummings will call for a full investigation, and won't boycott it. Andrew Cuomo will say he is welcome in New York. De Blasio will pay his lost earnings, by taxing the rich. Obama will exempt him from Obamacare, and say there isn't a smidgeon of a reason for it. The Mooche will swoon in vain over him, and oh yes, it will be Bush's fault.
Okay, what you got there was poetry. I think you nailed it with a sledge hammer.
“The Ram brass will be called homophobic…Desmond Tutu will finally go to Hell…Chris Matthews will feel another thrill up his leg…Bill Clinton will want him as an intern…Harry Reid will offer him some free BLM farm land… The Mooche will swoon in vain over him…”
I excerpted the best of the best that you posted. All going to hell in Pelosi’s handbasket! (Pelosi too, of course)... And can’t you just visualize Desmond in his tu-tu! Hell hath no fury...and the above along with a few more will certainly experience it...