[Da Bilge Troll]

"I didn't notice any [Y2K] problem."

You guys didn't notice the problem because thousands of programmers like me took care of it, thank you very much. I was part of the generation that created the "problem" in the first place (out of necessity) and we were also the ones to solve it. So yes, there was a Y2K problem, just like there were WMDs in Iraq.

[Hot Tabasco]

You guys didn't notice the problem because thousands of programmers like me took care of it, thank you very much.

So how were you able to sneak into my house and fix my oven, my microwave and my alarm clock without being shot......Hmmmmmmmm?