[Yo-Yo]

I bought a decade's worth of TP back then, because I had my daughters at home, a wife, and her daughter.

I didn't buy TP again until last year.

I call BS. I have a wife, and judging by the rate in which she goes through toilet paper, then multiplying by four for the presence of at least four women in your household, you'd have to had to had bought at minimum 2 truckloads of TP in order for it to last 13 years.

The math doesn't lie.

[JRandomFreeper]

I got divorced a year later, so it was just for a single guy. Your argument is invalid.

It lasted a decade.

/johnny

[NonValueAdded]

Unless he married Sheryl Crow :)