[PeteePie]

Let’s all pray
Dear God -
I pray you send a multitude of pigeons or other such bird, laden with feces, to rest and empty their bowels continuously, such that no child ever has the desire to approach this graven image and will forever associates this abomination with the mass of bird dung. IN JESUS’ NAME, AMEN

[NYer]

pray you send a multitude of pigeons or other such bird, laden with feces, to rest and empty their bowels continuously ...

Ready to serve!

[tioga]

Amen.