Actually it could be more than 95% water.
In the meantime, this kid, this Deuce Bigelow wanna-be, is now enjoying a much richer life with his female circle of friends. He’s a hero.
As a physical chemist with a baccalaureate minor in medical technology, I am well aware that the specific gravity of urine can be significantly lower. And, I'm also aware that the ordinary bladder content volume is normally much less than 300 ml.
I chose the first, because it was readily illustrated, and the second, because it was the farthest from exaggerating the minuteness of the offense, which I was demonstrating. A fallback to more nominal values, if I were challenged, could easily render the offense an order of magnitude even smaller than I stated.
That's called, "scientific conservatism".
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"In the meantime, this kid, this Deuce Bigelow wanna-be, is now enjoying a much richer life with his female circle of friends. He’s a hero."
As to your second statement, I take it as a clear sign of the degradation of feminine sensitivity and sense in recent generations. How absurd! In prior generations, the miscreant would have been shunned as a nasty, antisocial deviant who deliberately offended the sensibilities (if not the health) of the community in which he lived. And the sensibilities and the outrage would have been maximum in his female peers.
What a sad (and disgusting) commentary on the young "ladies" [sic] of the current teen generation IF their reaction is the polar opposite!
And, IF those happen to be your attitudes, as well -- then you reek with the rest!! </CURMUDGEONMODE> '-)