Oh! Right! My wife getting horribly burned and radiated or vaporized.... AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAH (deep breath) HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA haha hahahaha haha ha... You're right! That IS funny!
Hey if you think this could happen and it does, good luck looking God in the face and explaining why you let you whole family die when you had ample opportunity to save them.
If you don’t think it could happen whether it does or not, well, good luck anyway.
When I moved to North Dakota, I figured I'd have a ringside seat for WWIII, and so far, that just hasn't happened.
Now, take a deep breath and ask yourself, "Why would anyone nuke Washington D.C. when the most incredible assistance for jihadis who have infiltrated the Executive Branch comes from there, and the most likely source of definitive capitulation is resident in the White House?"
Some target of far more significant symbolic or economic importance would come first.