Yes, the language in the Second Amendment is unmistakable in its intent: knives were meant to be maintained in the custody of the militia only. Private ownership of knives is in no way guaranteed.
That means when we have pork chops for dinner we need to go
to the militia to get a knife. Oh me. We are in a hail
of trouble. Next will be forks.
We women have a weapon, it’s called a curling iron, It won’t kill, but it can give one heck of a burn.