[SkyPilot]

How about less of this.....

List of situation comedies with LGBT characters

.....and something more like Taxi, Seinfeld, The Bob Newhart Show, Frasier, M*A*S*H (early episodes only), and Cheers?

Or, they can just throw more "hip" homosexual jerks in our face with "snappy" lines.

Better yet, how about these ideas:

"Wha Happnin Wit My Billion Dolla VaCa Grrlfriend?"

Plotline: A board First Lady who is married to a homosexual President gets back at him (and America) by spending Billions on exotic vacations....her hip staff of 1,000 tag along, staying in luxury suits while living the high life, including her zany mother and wild children who are on perpetual Spring Break.

Or......

"Two BrokeBack Mountain Boyz"

Plotline: Two gay men live on the beach, getting themselves into hilarious dilemmas, featuring their wacky housekeeper, their doofus Conservative neighbor, and their adopted little boy "OJ" that they like to dress up in crazy outfits.

[rabidralph]

You all may send them your ideas at the Comedy Playground. This country has really hit rock bottom.

[JPG]

--ACT OF LOVE--

Follow the hilarious adventures of Pedro and Rosita as they battle with the Border Patrol and the mobs at the welfare office. Life is not always a bowl of salsa when you're living on the run in the USA.

[logitech]

They should go 100% enviro-nazi gay porn.

For the chiren, of course./s

[driftless2]

Here's one I think NBC execs will like.

Stephanie and Bubba. Sitcom. Stephanie and Bubba are married. They live outside New York City in a trailer. That was a compromise. Bubba is from the south, Stephanie is from the north, but since Bubba is a typical southern redneck, he doesn't have a real job. So he agrees to live in NYC because Stephanie is the only one earning money. They met when Stephanie was on an anthropology college trip down south to study strange American cultures. She inexplicably fell in love with Bubba who changed the flat tire on her van since none of the lib, male wimps on the trip knew how to change a tire.

Stephanie is a brain surgeon-supreme court justice-and community organizer for the poor and oppressed. Bubba stays at home sitting on the sofa, watching fishing programs, shooting handguns out the window, and spitting tobacco juice into an empty beer can. Of course Bubba drinks beer all day long when he's not drinking shine. Bubba also likes to watch FOX News and is naturally a bigot who hates "nigras" and "mud people." He is also the president of the local Tea Party.

Stephanie belongs to a long list of lib and leftist orgs. She is always trying to save the world. She is diverted many times by Bubba's racist, sexist, and violent actions. When Stephanie brings her female friends over, Bubba makes passes at them even though a number of them identify as lesbians. Bubba's Republican-voting friends are all like Bubba. Haters. Every episode Stephanie thwarts Bubba's anti-women/homosexual/minority actions and shows him up. At the end of every episode after he is shown the error of his ways, Bubba hangs his head, apologizes, and promises to change his hateful ways.

[G Larry]

First, hire writers over 30 who have graduated High School....

[Flick Lives]

Nailed it!

[VRWCarea51]

How about “The Guns over RIO GRAND”

Plot: A Marxist President and his Corrupt, communist Attorney general whom between them have Zero management experience or education, plan a Conspiracy to flood Mexican drug cartels with Class III firearms knowing hundreds of expendable Mexican Citizens will be killed and the public outcry would push gun control laws in America. Only the plot turns when their incompetent actions turn the Public’s and the Mexican Government ire at their actions.

[a fool in paradise]

How about one with a henpecked husband who is the PRESIDENT living with his mother-in-law?

[bolobaby]

Better than what NBC currently airs? Hell, they could do better with this...

[blueunicorn6]

Here’s a few of mine.....

RESERVATIONS FOR TWO - The wacky shenanigans of a young Italian couple trying to pass themselves off as Indians while they manage an upscale Indian resort on a reservation in Massachusetts. Lizzy Warren has a cameo role.

BUSTED! - The wacky shenanigans of two large-breasted policewomen on patrol on their beat in Tampa, Florida. I see Barney Frank as one of the stars.

FIXER UPPER - The wacky shenanigans of the gang at a real estate office in Phoenix, Arizona. I think there’s an Emmy in this neighborhood.

BREAKING FAD - The wacky shenanigans of a group of meth addicts as they piss their lives away. George Soros is the Executive Producer.

[Our man in washington]

Many years ago, someone posted on FR asking for ideas for movies. I wrote back “You know what would make a great movie? The story of Paul Rusesabagina, who saved many people’s lives in Rwanda.” I never heard back from the poster. A few years later, “Hotel Rwanda” was made. 99.99999 percent chance that was just a coincidence, but you never know.

Here’s a sitcom idea they would never take: a National Guard unit in a rural setting. You could do something like M.A.S.H. (just not as liberal) where they mix the serious and the comedy. My Navy reserve unit had many comic moments, although we were pretty serious about our mission.

[yarddog]

My older Brother was a great idea man. When we were kids he used to tell us stories, mostly of our family set in the old West. Joe was 5 years older than me and two year older than Roger. We all slept in the same bed when we were younger.

I am in no was exaggerating. He would come up with the most interesting made up tales and he seemed to do so with no effort. We would both ask him to tell them every night.

He became a great high school football player, in fact the best running back I ever saw. He was big fast and strong. He married a pretty girl and they raised 5 stunningly beautiful children. Joe worked at TV stations for many years as a broadcast Engineer and later as chief Engineer at a chemical plant.

I guess those jobs did not bring out his real talents.

One day out of curiosity I asked a couple of my nieces if their Daddy still told good stories and they all said he told great stories.

I firmly believe if he had ended up in Hollywood, he would have been a perfect idea man.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

My idea is a show called Family Fuge. The entire family is drugged to forget everything and moved to a new place like Harlem or East LA. Comedy gold.

[Bullish]

How about a sitcom about a national news organization that’s committed to lying for a nitwit leftist president.

Call it “NBC News”

[ProtectOurFreedom]

How about one with an intact, church-going normal family with a loving Mom & Dad and some sweet kids. The Dad could be a well respected community man and the patriarch of the clan, always looked to by the kids with respect and adoration. How about we name it “Father Knows Best”?

[Mariner]

I’m gonna send them an idea about a bunch of sailors on a Westpac cruise.

[dfwgator]

Bring back Pink Lady and Jeff.

[BradyLS]

“What’s a Billion Dollars?” (Reality Show) Follow the agents of the EEA (Everything Enforcement Agency) as they search the Unites States of the Whole World (it’s in their charter) for The Red Menace. The nature of The Red Menace changes with each episode (or edict, if you prefer), but after the the twitching stops, the dust settles, and the paperwork for damages submitted...what’s a billion dollars in the name of Freedumb?

[Fresh Wind]

How about a show about an honest god-fearing hard-working small businessman who owns a taxicab business, and who has a loving wife and a young daughter, whose best friends are an overweight, cigar-smoking, mentally-challenged womanizer and a lying, conniving hustler and crook? For good measure, throw in a domineering wife, a battle-axe mother-in-law and a crooked incompetent lawyer?

Oh, I forgot something. They’re all black.

[Political Junkie Too]

Here is one for a show called "Shovel Ready. "

It's about a blue collar family who live in Queens, NY. The father is a construction worker who is building a new bridge that never seems to make any progress. The mother is a nurse at the local hospital. The oldest son works at a hotel in Manhattan. The daughter is married to a conservative who is going to college.

Hilarity ensues as we watch the hijinks as friends at the bridge crew deal with government regulations, the hospital sees a never-ending stream of ethnic characters complaining about their health care, the son is always scheming to get rich off of the hotel guests with his union buddies, and the son-in-law is trying to tell the family that they are nuts.

-PJ