[humblegunner]

only to be left with just one for yourself

Planning fail, we've learned from it.

We'll be shoveling the excess baco-smokies into the dumpster next time.

[TheOldLady]

We'll be shoveling the excess baco-smokies into the dumpster next time.

Now don't go overreacting there, Gunner. I think it's a felony to throw bacon away in Texas. Watch yourself!

All that on the tailgate really looks great.