I was in a store a while back buying some milk and this HOT lady in her fifties reached in the case and got 2% milk. I said “You’re a perfect advertisement for that.”
As I picked up the whole milk she smiled and said “Thank you. I see you like the real stuff, the kind that’ll get you in trouble.”
I said something like “Yeah, a lot of things get me in trouble.”
She said “Sometimes trouble can be fun.”
I said something stupid and walked away.
I get in the car and tell my wife what happened. She explained to me that the woman took my comment as flirting and the woman was flirting back. Sadly, there was a time when she wouldn’t have had to explain that to me. I’m losing my touch. No, I’ve already lost my touch.
You two should be flirting,too.
That’s pretty funny!
When my wife and I were dating she told me that she would find it perfectly normal to point out women to me that she thought were attractive. Then one day we’re in Costco at Enumclaw and there was this woman with absolutely perfect breasts and I remembered my wife’s comment and said, (yes, I was that stupid), “That woman has perfect breasts.”
It was the last straw. She said to me, “I take back what I said, you have no problem noticing it all by yourself.”
The thing is, It was my innocence that allowed me to say it. If I was thinking, “Man that chick’s hot! I wonder if she’s single”, I’d have felt too guilty to say anything. But it was still amazingly stupid on a different level. She still brings it up every couple of years when something happens that kinda relates.
‘I was in a store a while back buying some milk and this HOT lady in her fifties reached in the case and got 2% milk. I said “You’re a perfect advertisement for that.”’
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin’ at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
Screw it. We had our day and it was a blast. No regrets, its the young kids time now. I’m an old man now and raising young kids. Nothing I ever did in life compares to this.Nothing.
Screw it. We had our day and it was a blast. No regrets, its the young kids time now. I’m an old man now and raising young kids. Nothing I ever did in life compares to this.Nothing.
Just thank god you actually had The Touch at one time in your life. I never could tell when a woman was flirting with me.
For years I would be in a grocery line, bank teller line or some other line or place. Get involved in what I thought was just a simple conversation to pass the time or be polite; and have my wife (41 years now)tell me when we were out of earshot that the nice lady was hitting on me.
Got the LADY I wanted though, so the rest just didn’t matter.