Police hunting 'mystery pooper' defecating on park slides

Ann Arbor News ^ | April 04, 2014 | Tom Perkins

[greene66]

Martin Bashir?

[dfwgator]

My favorite: Not to worry, I'm sure some stool pigeon will turn him in.

"Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha"

[cripplecreek]

Suspect is believed to like corn.

[hummingbird]

"geese?"

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*snicker*

Maybe a police insider's job. Heh...........

[WildHighlander57]

Hmmm, it looks like the “phantom $#!tt3r” from Navy lore....

[NorthMountain]

Now, as to this matter of the “Phantom Sh!++er” ...

[Rodamala]

Sadly, Blimpy Burger apparently is no more... After 60 years... they closed in 2013. I was last there in the late '90s. Bummed out. http://www.blimpyburger.com/

[Jack Hydrazine]

The dog did it!

[hummingbird]

"It’s the Butt-ler."

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It's always the butler, until it's not the butler.

You could be right, I smell something fishy about this Butt-ler.

Real fishy....check with pizza parlors in the area; see who orders the anchovies.

Careful, suspect may be armed, or something...........

[Sacajaweau]

I had a friggin’ eagle sh** on my car window this morning.

[dfwgator]

"I'm here to tell you buttholes something, this s--- is wayyyyy out of line!"

[Second Amendment First]

[Sacajaweau]

Doggie bag gone wild..........

[cripplecreek]

Thank God he’s not a streaker.

[bramps]

Does the park charge a feces to get in?

[Yardstick]

The butt-ler on the slide with the fecal matter for $300, Alex.

And may I mention that this is all society’s fault.

[Rodamala]

[LukeL]

That actually comes from an episode of Bob’s Burgers where someone is pooping in the school.

[hummingbird]

"A slider is a small sandwich, typically around 3 in (7.6 cm) across, served in a bun. The term primarily refers to small hamburgers, but can also cover any small sandwich served on a slider roll.The term, when used in reference to a small hamburger, refers to a small hamburger patty served on a small bun."

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And, any hamburger not cooked to 160 degrees will give you a slider you will not soon forget.

If you eat the burger undercooked, make sure you have plenty of Charmin around the house.

Plenty!

[bigheadfred]

I had a friggin’ eagle sh** on my car window this morning.

It was red, white, and blue?