[doorgunner69]

Whatever it is, do not try to pet or hand feed it.

[txhurl]

Whatever it is, do not try to pet or hand feed it.

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Au Contraire, I think you could hand-feed it. It’s eyes show that it is very sentient.

Petting, no, only with a long toothbrush.

Exciting new find, with an oral history of hundreds of years with the Mexicans.