Gone from 6 to 7 in what, a day?
Book of Matthews, 1:1
And the Obama did speak. “I have compassion for these unemployable victims of evyil American capitalist health care; they have already been with me 6 years and have no health care. I do not want to send them away to financial ruin, or they may vote republican on the way.”
And the unwashed statistician disciples at HHS spoke to the Obama, “Where can we get enough convicted felons, bureaucrats, and sign up forms to register such a crowd for free health care.”
And the Obama did grab 7 golf pencils, and seven golf score cards, and placed them in his golf bag. And the sign up forms did number 7 million women, children, and minorities. And there was much rejoicing by the press corpse disciples. After the Obama had sent the crowd away with glorious health insurance he got on a plane and went to the vicinity of Martha’s Vineyard.
A MIRACLE INDEED!!!