LOL...we recently flew United 1st class to NY. The plane was ancient.
The flight attendant had to jam a panel in the ceiling, near the coffee/drink area in front, to get an ‘80’s looking TV to drop down for the *greeting*/safety instruction video. That’s where the in-flight movie played, as well.
We figured that the flight attendants were likely in their prime about the same time that this aircraft was.
Lol, that is funny. Well, it would be funny if it were not so sad. Remember that old Eddie Murphy movie, Trading Places? I feel like that is us but on a country wide scale.