“Don’t forget the grounding of the Enterprise in San Francisco Bay in the 1980s.”
I remember that. I was fresh out of boot camp/A school, standing on the pier waiting for the Enterprise (my first ship) when she got stuck in plain sight of the pier. I spent 3.5 years on her and learned everything I needed to know about painting and floor care.
But more importantly, do people appreciate your abilities as a human night-light?