"And now I'd like to dedicate "Piece Of My Heart" to my good friend Vladimir Putin...."
I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it,
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man - yeah!
An' didn't I give you nearly everything that another man possibly can ?
Vlad, you know I did!
And each time I tell myself that I, well I think I've had enough,
But I'm gonna show you, baby, that Obama can be tough.
Take it!
Take another little piece of my heart now, Vladie!
Oh, oh, break it!
Break another little bit of my heart now, Vlad, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, have a!
Have another little piece of my heart now, Vladie
You know you got it if it makes you feel good,
Oh, yes indeed.
You know you got it - whoahhhhh!!
Putin to Obama: Thanks for the “flexibility”, Barry!
CNN will and the LA Times will broadcast this token gift as an historical global achievement for Obama....Just before the elections...
Diplomatic tip for WH: Don’t brag “He called first”
thanks for posting.
Putin to Obama: Your My Bitch
Obama: Why yes, yes I am
http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/28/opinion/motyl-ukraine-military-buildup/ ... from approximately one hour ago.
One way or another, 0bamugabi will be played.
Putin called Obama? What’d he call him? Cupcake?
If you like the Crimea, you can have it and keep it. Period!
Dibs on “Sunday morning: Russians Roll into Ukraine”...
Zero: Yes - we are mighty, but might doesn't make right so we kiss your glove.
Putin: Since the Ukraine has been abandoned by you, I think I will offer it protection from those who would do it harm by inviting it into the loving arms of the Motherland.
Zero: Uh, we didn't actually abandon them, uh we, uh, just didn't want to turn them into a war ground. Um, uh, er, that protection thing sounds pretty decent of you. Can I see your ring again?
Another, “3am Phone Call.”
We all know how well the LAST one went!
*Benghazi*
Screw ‘em both!
What were Putin’s terms or was the surrender unconditional?