I’ve never really believed in the electric chair. I think electric bleachers make more sense. This is a great opportunity to put that technolcoy to work for humanity.
But the electric chair can be the most environmentally responsible of all execution devices. Just strap the subject in on a stormy night, hook a lightning rod to the input terminals, and wait for nature to take its course.
I am looking for funding to start up a plant manufacturing electric prayer rugs. Persian pattern weaves, of course.
I have already found a source for the electrical components in China, and been assured they are of the highest quality.