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I want them to keep spreading the “good word” about Mississippi and all our multitudinous sins and shortcomings. That helps to kepp the riff-raff out (not enough bennies, too poor and conservarive for the libs fleeing their overtaxed fouled nests, etc). Let them pour it on.

Lol, I see your point. Convince them that they should stay in the nest they've already messed in.

Sooo ...

"Hey Jennifer, iffn yawl eva cide to come visit, weel will be shur to stop brushin our one good front toof, holdoff on swattin them hugh skeeters and stompin them genormous cockaroaches long enuf to git offn the porch and take you out behind the one-holer to show you how gud we feed the gators."

Exxxx-actly. And don't forget that we all live in trailers which are periodically relocated by way of hurricane-force winds. And that we pay the lowest amount of "entitlements" of any state in the union, and couldn't afford to pay more if they all moved here and voted for it. Oh, I could give them lots of reasons (for a leftist) why they would never, ever want to live here-but it's my dirty little secret that my beloved Mississippi is one of the most free states in the union, as far as people minding their own business and having our right to protect ourselves while doing so.

I don't even like us being in the news for any reason, good or bad (though it's generally bad if we get media attention), because I want my state to remain ignored and under the radar. Any attention will really screw up a good thing.