[Col Freeper]

Piers Morgan lost his job?

Oh, I say, Jolly Good, Jolly Good indeed!

Now ... where's that slow boat to China?

[Col Freeper]

David Carr, New York Times:

In his 2008 memoir, "The Night of the Gun," Carr wrote about his cocaine addiction. The book was written as if he were reporting on himself and includes interviews with people from his past.

A Dope-Head calls others Slope-Heads.