Well... it is supposed to be 80 degrees today, and it's been like this for a couple of days here, so, it must be global warming.
And I bet there's an article somewhere that blames global warming for earthquakes.
We all know that global warming causes everything that is wrong in the world (/s).
Who knows? Maybe fracking during global warming equals a double dose of doom?
Not to worry-the LA city council is on the case.
No, its the gravity effects of the asteroid 163 Erigone coming to kill us all and blot out Regulus!
*/ end psychotic ranting in fit of butterfly nets and elbows of orderlies*