[rjsimmon]

When news of the Pro-Russians storming the Ukrainian navy base in Crimea President Obama was asked for comment -- This was his only response.

I don't care who you are, that's funny, right there.
I almost shipped my drawers...

[Tallguy]

“Almost 300 armed pro-Russian supporters took over the Ukrainian navy’s headquarters...”

“Pro-Russians”? Is that what they’re calling the Spetznatz these days?

Seriously, only CNN could be so gullible as to believe the line put out by Moscow that these are Crimean locals pulling off these commando-raids.