[Starboard]

Who TF is this guy, anyway?

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If you compare Barry to Malcolm X you’ll notice an awful lot of physical similarties and shared manerisms. Its as if one is a clone of the other. Just saying.

[Kenny Bunk]

Well, you and I have never communicated before, so I can easily forgive your ignorance of my ground-breaking genetic research.

Barry is actually,

Le Dauphin Perdu
de la Belle France.

That, plus certain irregularities in the Louisiana Purchase, make the man our King. This conversation is closed.