It's almost like Obama is a fictional construct of the type so beloved among liberals who deny the existence of absolute truth.
It's almost like the Barack Hussein Obama alleged to have been born in one of two or three locations in Hawaii, before starting school in Indonesia under a different name until an alleged return to Hawaii in 5th grade, never existed in the real world or has no connection with the communist in our White House.
It's almost like the Barack Hussein Obama alleged to have studied at Columbia as a self-proclaimed native of Kenya, and then served as "Editor" of the Harvard Law Review without ever writing an article for that review never existed in the real world or was constructed either at the time or after the fact to produce a superficially pleasing narrative.
It's almost like the Barack Hussein Obama alleged to be a uniter who would end partisanship in DC, improve global perceptions of the U.S., close Gitmo, end the wars, grow the economy, keep lobbyists out of the White House, cut the deficit, and stop the rise of the oceans never existed in the real world, or at least had no connection with the anti-American racist in our White House.
Obama was born in Hawaii . . .
Unless some other claim is more convenient.
And he is a uniter
A manly leader of men. 
Or whatever the far left in the media think will help them to take and hold power while transforming America from a free country into their totalitarian dream (and our nightmare).
