Mutant hamsters were actually an improvement over the earlier commercials.
They became forever known as "Queerznos" after that "Put it in me, Scott" (in male oven's voice) "12 inch Toasty Torpedo" commercial.
That was supposed to make people want to eat their food?
OMG I have never seen that ad before! “I’m not doing that again; that burned” what the hell kind of perverts run their ad campaigns?