What you say to the kid taking your daughter out:
“You WILL have her home by ten, boy. I’m not afraid to go back to prison.”
Oh, that’s funny!
“You WILL have her home by ten, boy. I’m not afraid to go back to prison.”
Better yet, be cleaning your 12 gage in the living room the first time he comes to your home. Our SIL invited us to a restaurant about halfway between his home and ours, got on his knees to ask for our daughter's hand in marriage. We got lucky with him.