[fhayek]

"It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?"
"Finest in the district sir!"
"Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please."
"Well, it's so clean, sir."
"It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese."

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Tell me, have you in fact got any cheese at all?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Really?”
“No, not really.”
“No?”
“Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time.”
“Well, I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to shoot you.”