...what happened is plain as day...
...that little fat kid, son of the old r'orny bad guy in the Team America documentary...
...paid his secret double agent soccer player dude...
...to steal the jet and land it at his house...
...so he could fly him and his freaky little NBA friend around to the games with out anyone knowing that it's them...
...ta-da...
Has anyone mentioned Philippine Airlines Flight 434, or the Bojinka plan yet?