[Kartographer]

"We should hang the sort of chaps who shoot at transformers, or sabotage dams or point lasers at aircraft or drive 40 in the left lane with their blinkers on" while talking and/or texting on his phone.

Fixed it!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I’ve got a little list – I’ve got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed – who never would be missed