Oh, thee of little faith and less imagination...
Hast thou not contemplated the concept of more than one head on a single pike, like shish-kabob?
You closeted Jacobin!!!
That’s totally disrespectful of tradition! I take a conservative Burkean position on this issue and will leave “shish-kabobs” to Kipling’s “lesser breeds without the Law”.
One head to a pike was established by our ancestors and I stand by that practice.