[TheOldLady]

When I first met Lazamataz, he gave me a nice, big hug and a kiss right in front
of Bryan, who took it very well, even though Laz thought he might be upset.

Bryan is a bridge over troubled waters.

Laz is a big, gorgeous hunk as well.

[Lazamataz]

When I first met Lazamataz, he gave me a nice, big hug and a kiss right in front of Bryan, who took it very well, even though Laz thought he might be upset.

Well there are two factors at work here: 1) You were careful not to mention that I slipped you the tongue, and 2) I thought Brian was upset because of the two running chainsaws he had in place of his hands.

So Scoutmaster, now that we've worked out the candy bar thing, when do I get to meet your wife and give her a little kiss?