[USNBandit]

Whenever Mr. Connery comes up in conversation I ask the following

What is worse than a Scotsman trying to play a Soviet submarine captain with a half Scottish, half Russian accent? A Scotsman, playing a Spaniard, with a samurai sword, mentoring a Frenchman playing a Scotsman.

[dfwgator]

What is worse than a Scotsman trying to play a Soviet submarine captain with a half Scottish, half Russian accent?

You mean half Scottish, half Lithuanian accent.