[Alas Babylon!]

Series of events so far:

Vlad, PLEASE do not invade the Ukraine!

Umm... Nyet!

I'm gonna cry!

(Pyut: Oh, Geesh...) Hugs?
Barry: Sniff, sniff...
Pyut: I'm still going in!

MEANWHILE...

(Cackle, cackle, cackle!) Hey Barry, too bad you don't have one of THESE!

Hillary? Hillary? Can I get me one of them buttons here?

Oh John F'n, what difference does it make?

Russian response:

Hey Russians, see the size of my mighty military?

Hmmmm... Must get notes to party leader! "Dear leader, about that thorn in our side called Taiwan...."

[rodguy911]

Hey Vlad can you get me a young White Russian boy......

[madameguinot]

What did Hilary’s button originally say? It was supposed to translate to ‘reset’ but her underlings got the wrong word.The Russian, to whom she gave it, had to correct her.

[DanZ]

“Hey Russians, see the size of my mighty military?”

I think Hagel is talking about a portion of his anatomy

[upchuck]

Bump! You’ve sized it up very well.