If I remember my history, Russia has been invaded many times. In recent history, Napoleon tried to conquer Russia and failed. Hitler invaded Russia to take their oil and enslave their people, and failed. But Obama is a military genius. He can waltz in under the gay rainbow/unicorn flag and they’ll all die laughing.
I’m kinda shocked. Don’t you realize that all those times the wrong people were in charge? CLEARLY we’re the ones we’ve been waiting for!
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and they’ll all die laughing.
Never fear—Obama will bring his magic fairy dust with him.