Obama sends a stern warning to Putin. You step over this line it will be a “profound” violation of international law and will have severe consequences.
Meanwhile, Obama announces even deeper cuts to the military. Says our new green gay military is enough to scare the crap outta Putin.
Well, the new military tactics involves naked gay men on the other side of the horror inducing and internationally geared pink line carrying rainbow flags and taunting the enemy with threats of interior decoration.
It might just work! Sun Tzu got nothin’ on our PreZ I’ll tell ya!
On the other hand, Putin will likely wipe them out and Barry will tell Holder to sue him for a hate crime. That’ll REALLY show’em.