Try this on for size, I call it a half-hot Pastrami...
2 slices dark rye
Mayo & Hot Chinese Mustard both bread slices
Apply liberal amounts of heated pastrami on base bread slice
Cover pastrami with Swiss cheese...micronuke for 30 - 40 secs
Remove hot portion of sandwich from nuker then cover with avocado slices and liberal amounts of sprouts and place your cold piece of rye on top and dig in.
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Sounds great Bird,,,but with a kosher dill and chips.