“I’ve been thinking the same thing! If the government is going to start forcing bakers to violate their religious conscience and bake wedding cakes for same-sex couples, then I say what a more glorious opportunity to make a sudden on-the-spot “pit stop” while mixing the ingredients!”
Haribo gummy bears. Lots of them. Might change the plans for their “wedding” night.
Oh, the old Ex Lax in the chocolate cake trick! I’m ashamed to say as a teenager in charge of props in an amateur play (The Odd Couple), a friend and I did this to an actor we really disliked. Gosh, we probably nearly killed him!
Ate some of those once. They are not lying in their reviews.
Better Idea. Someone needs to post a listing of all queer bakers in every state. Then we need to all walk in to our local faaaaaabulous baker and demand a cake with Bible verses detailing the Biblical stance on Homosexuality. Or maybe a “Rev. Fred Phelps Birthday cake”...or “Good Luck with the Gay Bashing, Bob!”...