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The folks who “accidented” her must have considered her knowledge to be very, very dangerous indeed.

It was all coordinated from that $358m NSA bunker on Oahu, where Eddie used to work.

First, they cut the plane's engine by sending an encrypted message to a secretly attached telemetry module. Then, when Fuddy plopped into the water, a tiny device planted in her clothing activated and injected her with curare. Then the assassination device dissolved in the sea water, disappearing without a trace. Finally, before the engine could be recovered for analysis, Navy frogmen secretly visited it and removed the NSA attachment.

I mean, if you want to get rid of somebody, can you think of a better, more reliable way?

I mean, if you want to get rid of somebody, can you think of a better, more reliable way?

Especially when you need to get rid of the one person running around telling everyone that she has absolute proof that President Obama was born in, wait for it... HAWAII!!!

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!

Meanwhile, Orly Taitz, Leo Donofrio, Phil Berg, Mike Zullo, Lucas Smith, etc. are all currently in fine health.

It was all coordinated from that $358m NSA bunker on Oahu, where Eddie used to work. First, they cut the plane's engine by sending an encrypted message to a secretly attached telemetry module. Then, when Fuddy plopped into the water, a tiny device planted in her clothing activated and injected her with curare. Then the assassination device dissolved in the sea water, disappearing without a trace. Finally, before the engine could be recovered for analysis, Navy frogmen secretly visited it and removed the NSA attachment. I mean, if you want to get rid of somebody, can you think of a better, more reliable way?

Yes, and it might also have been coordinated via an alien race from a secret UFO base in Antarctica. It's very, very easy to mock a theory with uber-bogus imagined red herrings.

But in reality, it would be very easy to pay one particular pilot to make a soft belly landing, and then ensure that one particular lady on board didn't survive. Very easy. While "helping her out of the fuselage," just have him hold her under water. Very easy.

Keep an eye on the pilot. Either he dies in an "accidental crash" in the next year, or he disappears (with his payoff). But I'll bet that he's not giving interviews about the "crash." Or not for long.