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What with kilts and all, what do you expect.

[bramps]

Mr.McGregor was sitting at a bar in Scotland. He taps the young man sitting next to him on the shoulder and says (in a heavy Scottish accent), “You see that fence out there? Well I built it board by board, nail by nail with my own two hands! But do they call me McGregor the fence builder? Nooooooo!”
And then he points to a dock extending out to the lake and he says, “Do you see that dock? Well I built that too. Board by board, nail by nail with my own two hands! But do they call me McGregor the fence builder? Noooooooo!!”
Then finally he says, “And this bar we're sitting at. I built it too. Board by board, nail by nail with my own two hands! But do they call me Mcgregor the bar builder?? Nooooo!!!”
“But you f-— one goat”...

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I'm first in with a kilt comment. Just sayin'. I'll figure something else out later.

[outofstyle]

Crap! I thought I hit the kilt thing first. You beat me. Wait, forget that.