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To: Carbonsteel

I’d like to see a thread asking FREEPERS what features would make them consider buying an iWatch.


65 posted on 02/05/2014 9:46:12 AM PST by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (Go Egypt on 0bama)
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To: ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton

That’s a good idea:

1. A death ray that can take out the loud talker on his/her iphone.

2. An app that will tell you when the boss will be in the office in the morning.

3. A grappling hook line that will allow you to swing between buildings if being chased by the mob, KGB or IRS.

4. An app that can tell you if the great looking chick in the bar with the six inch stiletto heels will cost $100 or more for the night.

5. An app that will take into consideration all of your current lifestyle choices that will be able to compute to the nanosecond, that one will become eligible for death panel eligibility.


77 posted on 02/05/2014 1:53:02 PM PST by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton
I’d like to see a thread asking FREEPERS what features would make them consider buying an iWatch.

Not that I need it nor condone such use, but young students may like an iWatch that displays answers while they're taking an exam in school, that automatically kills the display when sensing someone else looking towards the student. Other features - a voice-analyzer to detect liars, video/audio recording for sure, ability to learn remote commands for other remote controls. Absurd features - pacemaker-like ability to slow your heartbeat to a trance state and to later awaken you, poison sprayer for insects (or obnoxious persons), detector of electronic bugs, acupuncture device for healing. Me, I'd simply get one for health monitoring features.

80 posted on 02/05/2014 3:15:34 PM PST by roadcat
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