Vladimir Putin's leopard 'friend' attacks reporters

The Telegraph ^ | 04 Feb 2014

[dennisw]

Our pansy president would be afraid to hold, pet and communicate with this Persian leopard

[dennisw]

hehe

[pluvmantelo]

Why does this make me think of an Abbot and Costello bit?

Here: Where are you from?

From: Here.

Here: What?

From: HERE!

Here: No need to shout. Now answer my question, where are you from?

From: Now listen here, I told you I’m here, hear?

Here: I know where you are, I asked where are you from?

From: I just told you!

Here: Told me what?

From: Told you I’m here.

Here: You’re not Here, I’m Here!

From: We both can’t be here?

Here: Can’t be what?

From: Here.

Here: WHAT?

and so forth...

[liberalh8ter]

Pootey poot’s kitteh frowns on such shenanigans.

[katana]

Makes me wonder whether Vin Diesel (aka Riddick) is a Republican. We need somebody for whom “It’s an animal thing”.

[TexasRepublic]

I heard the scratched reporter’s name is Claude Bahls.

[Viennacon]

This is actually pretty cool. Ted Cruz should get an attack leopard to maul Wolf Blitzer and Rachel Maddow. Tear up the yellow press... literally!

[Viennacon]

Yet Persian communists are fine (i.e. Frau Jarrett)

[Pit1]

Viennacon, great idea. Love it.

[OldNewYork]

But on the other hand, polonium doesn’t eat pounds of meat every day.

[Clay Moore]

Hey Vlad, old buddy, old pal, reckon we could borrow that cat for awhile? We promise to keep him well fed and exercised.