[RC one]

Glover said agents told them they would become lifetime members of the store if they had the store's logo tattooed on them.

Glover said they agreed. "Okay, we'll do it," he recalled telling the agents.

They convinced this dipshiite to tattoo the "store" logo, a cigar smoking squid, on his body. That's actually pretty funny.

[Rio]

I liked the tattoo bit, as well. You know those agents had lots of good laughs over than one.
I tried to find a pic of the logo or tat, but no luck so far.