"Earlier today, it was reported that a Michigan man accidentally shot himself in his penis while attempting to adjust his unholstered firearm. Not only did this idiot seriously injure himself, but he is subject to being charged criminally for a negligent discharge resulting in injury. To boot, he will probably also lose his Concealed Pistol License. Don't pull a "Plaxico." Use a holster every single time that you carry a handgun.
ROFL!!! Do stupid things, earn stupid rewards ...
Glock firearm alert!!!!
I hesitate to ask what caliber the man was packing. But it is relevant in this case. The difference between a .22 and .45 could give us some insight to this guys future potential to expand this gene pool.