[Anton.Rutter]

We’ll have to watch closely. If the shooter walks, we’ll know that an old man requesting us to stop texting is a threat to our very lives, and we can justifiably shoot him.

Indeed. Where anyone, particularly retired blue gods with Alzheimers, can conceive a similar "comply or die" authority for themselves, you should be prepared to kill or be killed whenever a stranger approaches to even ask a simple question.

Now, I could have put an /s there, but I guess I didn't.

[Wolfie]

Yes, /s for my post too. But read some of the responses here. That’s where we’re headed. The firstest with the mostest.