LOL.
I got one for you.....a brand you’ve never heard of.
It’s a Czech brand called ETA. My vacuum was made in the early 1970s, so it’s about 40 years old. And it still works great.
The best part? ETA is still in business, and I can still get parts for my commie-era vacuum cleaner. ETA says they will continue to make parts for the next 20 years for the model I have, which they estimate is the maximum lifetime of the product.
It made be commie-made, but I have to say, it’s surprisingly durable and well-made. Noisy....sure. Sounds like a 747 at takeoff. But it sure works good.
:)
LOL! Well... :)