I wish I could!
But I'll be calling a taxi here in about 5 hours to take me to the Jacksonville airport while I'll be flying to Newark, to DC, and finally to Dubai. Fortunately, I'll be traveling solo --and hopefully not seated next to any screaming kids!
i remember on one chi-sf flight (zoo flight) one night back in the 80s a poor mom had one of these (less that 1 year old though).
i too was sick to death of the screaming so i offered to take the munchkin and spent the next 30 minutes pacing the aisles
holding him. he stopped crying in a few minutes, went to sleep and we all enjoyed the peace.
of course when my son was 18 mos old he patrolled the cabin looking for unattended beer on the little tables..